Urdu Funny Jokes-P2

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain...:-/
Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain....:D

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Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
Shopkeeper: Haan hai
Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

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Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

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1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia.
Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi.
1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain

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A man knew about the affair of her wife with a boy
He decided to kill himself and his wife
Apny kaan par pistol lagayi tu uski bewi hansny lagi tu wo bola
"Tu khush mat ho, agla number taira hai"

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1 bacha khait main aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha 
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boht thak gia tu bola: 
"aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay?"

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Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi

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