Urdu Funny Jokes-P3

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"
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Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
Mareez: Chand 
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??
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Height of Doubt:
Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 sal rahonga owr pyar karonga....
Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai??
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Devdas of 2011:

Abbu Ne Kaha "Night Package" Chor do

Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do

Doston Ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do
Paro Ne kaha tum fail hogaye ho mujhe chor do
Owr
Ek din ayega jab girlfriend ky bachy bolenge

Mamo ab tu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do

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Wife (Kitchen se): A jee suntay ho? Aaj kal mai boht khubsurat ho rahi hon..
Husband: Tumhe kaise pata chala??
Wife: Aaj kal mairi khubsurati daikh kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain.

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Question: Shadi ke waqt dulhay ko gorhay par kion bethaya jata hai??
Answer: Last warning di jati hai, ke abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja

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Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls

Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem......Lolzzzz

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